A Question --

Did anybody know that it's ask a stupid question day?

There's mine.

Tag: Stupid Question

Know your enemy!

History of Anti-Alcohol Movements in the U.S.
These are the bastards that want to bring back prohibition!
Oppose then at every turn!

Ewww. a Bug!

It's a big green beetle, about an inch long. It flew in the back door today. Anybody know what it is?

Tags Bug Beetle Insect

Drink Like a Pirate Day

Arrrrr! I spied this here recipe for Pirate Grog:

• 1 shot Rum
• 1/2 Lime
• Lots of water

Avast ye lubbers!!! Don't be waterin' down me Rum Gimlet like that, mateys!
If that's how you water down the drinks around here, I'll be fixin' me own pirate martini

• 3 shots Rum
• 1 shot vermouth
• Lime, Lime Peel
• Garnish with the eyeballs of the scurvy dogs that tried to water down me grog! (optional)

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum!

Tags Pirate Grog Drink Rum

Dog Days

This is Star. She's hot.
The floor is nice and cool.
She can't be bothered for anything.
Except the dreaded mailman.

Tag Pets Collie Dog

What's YOUR World View?

You scored as Materialist. Materialism stresses the essence of fundamental particles. Everything that exists is purely physical matter and there is no special force that holds life together. You believe that anything can be explained by breaking it up into its pieces. i.e. the big picture can be understood by its smaller elements. Materialist 63% Existentialist 56% Idealist 50% Modernist 50% Cultural Creative 50% Postmodernist 31% Romanticist 25% Fundamentalist 13% What is Your World View? (updated) created with QuizFarm.com

Are You as Stupid as You Look?

That's right, I'm a freakin' Einsten.
Yea, that's the ticket.

tag Stupid Test

Online Translator

When I check my referral logs, I frequently find blogspot blogs written in another language (mostly in spanish). Most likely someone has clicked the next blog button to get here.
To accomodate my non-english speaking readers, over on the sidebar, I've linked to Google language tools and Babelfish online translators. I don't know which translation is is better, so I linked them both.

Update:
I kept Babelfish, removed google.

Happy Anniversary Baby!

We got Star 2 days before 9/11.
She was so skinny I could touch my thumbs and forefingers around her belly. She weighed 45 pounds then. She's grown a bit since then, she's about 75 pounds now.
She's really smart.

Gun Links Page Updated

I have updated the GUN LINKS page. For the most part I have removed the broken links. If anybody has more sites than this, let me know in the comments or email to:
the name of this blog at gmail dot com

Tags: Guns Ammo Ammunition Bullets

POLISH WEDDING

OK, there was a wedding in the family the other day.

Maybe you've been to a Polish wedding before? Well it wasn't like that.

Nobody got drunk. Nobody tried to start a fight. The cops didn't even break it up. In spite of all that, a good time was had by all (as far as the step father of the groom knows, anyhow).

Chicago Man Sentenced for Spiking Coffee

When I think of having my coffee spiked, my first thought is not that some guy dribbled his spike in my coffee. But this jerk did, (not to me, his coworkers). Not just piss, but a variety of industrial chemicals into his co-workers coffee. I can only think of one word to describe somebody like that.

BASTARD!

Tag: Coworker